Sweet Chrysanthemum

Dance Dance Dance

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:35:28 -0500

Oh man, I bought myself a treat today. It’s shiny and silver and you push the thingy down and it makes the strongest bestest coffee ever, and I’ve drank a full pot and now I’m hyper and I don’t know what to do with my energy so I’m just going to dance around my apartment for a bit, giggling to myself and maybe flailing just a little.

NEW SIMON’S CAT EVERYONE

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:27:00 -0500

NEW SIMON’S CAT EVERYONE

Photo

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:26:16 -0500

Happy Early Halloween. Also, Ewww. not martha - Meat Hand

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:39:16 -0400

Happy Early Halloween.

Also, Ewww.

not martha - Meat Hand

I’ve been working on this quilt forever, and today I laid...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:15:03 -0400

I’ve been working on this quilt forever, and today I laid it out to see how it was coming. So of course Daisy had to come pose on it. Because that is what kitties do. And she is a cat.

Write Badly Well

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:02:36 -0400

Write Badly Well:

Begin your novel with the protagonist getting out of bed and seeing that it is raining outside, which perfectly mirrors his life

Jake opened his eyes and heard the rain battering against the outside of the glass window. Well, he thought grimly, it’s raining outside, and it’s certainly raining in my soul, which is about as inside as you can get.
It had only been seventeen days since he had lost his job and been dumped by his girlfriend, all of which made him very sympathetic without actually having to establish him as a character. Ever since that fateful day, he had been hearing the drip drip drip of his hopes (raindrops) and aspirations (hailstones) tumbling down onto the corrugated iron roof of his memory before disappearing forever down the drain of missed opportunities.

The more you know. Also, DEAR GOD.

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:54:39 -0400

The more you know.

Also, DEAR GOD.

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Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:09:27 -0400

via img.corcholat.com

TUMBLARITY ONE!

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:09:57 -0400

YES.

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:07:12 -0400

YES.

"After a New York Magazine reporter asked one too many questions about health care and Obama’s..."

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:03:01 -0400

““After a New York Magazine reporter asked one too many questions about health care and Obama’s Nobel Prize, John Mayer said, “Have you ever heard me play guitar? I’m really fucking good. You know what I’m bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse. Do you have any questions about music? I almost got a mad need to lighten up. You need to lighten up, because the questions you asked me were all troublemaking questions. If someone gave me the Nobel Peace Prize, and I didn’t deserve it, I would just shut my mouth and enjoy the hell out of it.” Later he ended the interview with, “I’m going to forcefully sodomize your editor.”“”

- http://jezebel.com/

I don’t get it.

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 23:58:05 -0400

I don’t get it.

No. You are a cat. You do not get my ice cream. Besides it makes...

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 22:58:27 -0400

No. You are a cat. You do not get my ice cream. Besides it makes your nose go all scrunchy because it is too cold for cats.

Photo

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:05:04 -0400

I love this photoessay.

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:03:53 -0400

I love this photoessay.

So, wow. This is going to be in my head FOREVER. (also, totally...

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:26:48 -0400

So, wow. This is going to be in my head FOREVER.

(also, totally just watch it for the animation)

Looking Fierce. (aka holy cow we need to get curtains for the...

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:28:19 -0400

Looking Fierce.

(aka holy cow we need to get curtains for the office, because I’m getting light therapy in here and I don’t want it.)

via www.typcut.com

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:57:44 -0400

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So, he got the restaurant to play this song. And I totally...

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 23:59:06 -0400

So, he got the restaurant to play this song. And I totally melted.

I have the best fiance (!) in the whole world.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Tammy the Tampon.

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:04:35 -0400

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Tammy the Tampon.