Sweet Chrysanthemum

OMG Guys, it’s a hot girl with tattoos. I bet no one has...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:16:06 -0500

OMG Guys, it’s a hot girl with tattoos. I bet no one has ever posted this to tumblr before. This is groundbreaking.

Also, Tiny Owls!

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Papercraft book-porn. You’re welcome.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:59:07 -0500

Papercraft book-porn. You’re welcome.

Simon and I sum up three poems by Emily Dickinson for my paper.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:40:35 -0500

258. Wah, I have SAD and I’m going to write a sad poem about it.

303. Wah, I’m a recluse and I’m going to write a poem romanticizing it so that I’ll look less pathetic.

520. Wah, I tried to take my dog for a walk, but the ocean had sex with me and it CAME IN MY SHOE. WHAT THE HELL OCEAN?!

Yes, I’m having trouble concentrating on my paper, why do you ask?

Okay, I’m also looking at silly pet pictures on the...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:17:55 -0500

Okay, I’m also looking at silly pet pictures on the internet, as usually.

Oh dear. I’m supposed to be writing a very long, very dry (not actually a criteria, but it...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:08:00 -0500

Oh dear. I’m supposed to be writing a very long, very dry (not actually a criteria, but it will be) paper on two early feminist poets, and to avoid it? I’m dyeing my hair and cleaning my house and cooking dinner for my soon-to-be husband. FEMINISM FAIL.

I’ll bet this cereal would put red hair on your chest.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:16:15 -0500

I’ll bet this cereal would put red hair on your chest.

catsforgold.com

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:13:14 -0500

catsforgold.com:

teehee

I baked a cake. NOM NOM NOM YOU SHOULD TOO.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:44:02 -0500

I baked a cake. NOM NOM NOM YOU SHOULD TOO. :

In all seriousness, I think this is the most grown-up tasting thing I’ve ever baked. It’s not too sweet, the flavour is super rich from the molasses and the blueberries make it amazingly moist. It kind of reminds me of the gingerbread one of our neighbours used to bring to our Guy Fawkes parties (yes I know, I’m Canadian and we don’t really do that, but ummm, excuse for giant bonfire? Okay!).

It’s also super duper easy, which you know, helps it to be awesome.

"Mr. Burrell declined to comment. His publicist said he's trying to redefine himself as a social-media expert, and, as such, is distancing himself from the pants."

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:33:08 -0500

"Mr. Burrell declined to comment. His publicist said he's trying to redefine himself as a social-media expert, and, as such, is distancing himself from the pants."

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Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:26:05 -0500

This is way too weird NOT to watch. On...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:24:55 -0500

This is way too weird NOT to watch. On repeat.

shoesonwrong:

Aerobic dance competition. Aerobic. Dance. Competition.

There’s lots of suggestive movements and a woman whose skin-tone tights don’t match her skin. And this weird interlocked, opposite-facing push up thing.

You’re welcome.

Holy shoot

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:50:20 -0500

I was just super assertive, and wrote the email I wanted to write and hit send, and the world didn’t implode. Huh. Cool.

An art gallery screwed up in framing a print of mine someone brought to them, an artist proof, so I don’t have an extra copy, and the frame shop *ripped it*. I told them exactly what a similar print would cost (a lot more than the original, which was made for a fundraiser when I was still in school) and that if they were not interested that that was fine. It’s a fucking good feeling. That’s all.

Dance Dance Dance

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:35:28 -0500

Oh man, I bought myself a treat today. It’s shiny and silver and you push the thingy down and it makes the strongest bestest coffee ever, and I’ve drank a full pot and now I’m hyper and I don’t know what to do with my energy so I’m just going to dance around my apartment for a bit, giggling to myself and maybe flailing just a little.

NEW SIMON’S CAT EVERYONE

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:27:00 -0500

NEW SIMON’S CAT EVERYONE

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Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:26:16 -0500

Happy Early Halloween. Also, Ewww. not martha - Meat Hand

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:39:16 -0400

Happy Early Halloween.

Also, Ewww.

not martha - Meat Hand

I’ve been working on this quilt forever, and today I laid...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:15:03 -0400

I’ve been working on this quilt forever, and today I laid it out to see how it was coming. So of course Daisy had to come pose on it. Because that is what kitties do. And she is a cat.

Write Badly Well

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:02:36 -0400

Write Badly Well:

Begin your novel with the protagonist getting out of bed and seeing that it is raining outside, which perfectly mirrors his life

Jake opened his eyes and heard the rain battering against the outside of the glass window. Well, he thought grimly, it’s raining outside, and it’s certainly raining in my soul, which is about as inside as you can get.
It had only been seventeen days since he had lost his job and been dumped by his girlfriend, all of which made him very sympathetic without actually having to establish him as a character. Ever since that fateful day, he had been hearing the drip drip drip of his hopes (raindrops) and aspirations (hailstones) tumbling down onto the corrugated iron roof of his memory before disappearing forever down the drain of missed opportunities.

The more you know. Also, DEAR GOD.

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:54:39 -0400

The more you know.

Also, DEAR GOD.

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Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:09:27 -0400

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