Sweet Chrysanthemum

Oct 15, 2009 12:03am
“ After a New York Magazine reporter asked one too many questions about health care and Obama’s Nobel Prize, John Mayer said, “Have you ever heard me play guitar? I’m really fucking good. You know what I’m bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse. Do you have any questions about music? I almost got a mad need to lighten up. You need to lighten up, because the questions you asked me were all troublemaking questions. If someone gave me the Nobel Peace Prize, and I didn’t deserve it, I would just shut my mouth and enjoy the hell out of it.” Later he ended the interview with, “I’m going to forcefully sodomize your editor. ” - http://jezebel.com/
Oct 11, 2009 11:58pm
I don’t get it.

I don’t get it.
Oct 10, 2009 10:58pm
No. You are a cat. You do not get my ice cream. Besides it makes your nose go all scrunchy because it is too cold for cats.

No. You are a cat. You do not get my ice cream. Besides it makes your nose go all scrunchy because it is too cold for cats.
Oct 9, 2009 8:05pm
Oct 9, 2009 8:03pm
I love this photoessay.

I love this photoessay.
Oct 7, 2009 4:26pm

So, wow. This is going to be in my head FOREVER.

(also, totally just watch it for the animation)
Oct 6, 2009 3:28pm
Looking Fierce. (aka holy cow we need to get curtains for the office, because I’m getting light therapy in here and I don’t want it.)

Looking Fierce.

(aka holy cow we need to get curtains for the office, because I’m getting light therapy in here and I don’t want it.)
Oct 5, 2009 11:57am
via www.typcut.com

via www.typcut.com
Oct 3, 2009 11:59pm
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

So, he got the restaurant to play this song. And I totally melted.

I have the best fiance (!) in the whole world.
Oct 2, 2009 8:04pm
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Tammy the Tampon.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Tammy the Tampon.
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