Pro-tip: don’t accidentally jab yourself HARD with the sharp end of a sewing needle into a hangnail. If you need me I’m going to be over in the corner sucking my thumb.
cleversimon.com: The cat can open drawers. →
cleversimon: She sits on top of the dresser and tugs at the pull until it opens. Then she climbs inside. She crawls down into the drawer below. Where she has just the right leverage to pull the first drawer closed behind her. She hangs out in there for a few minutes doing god only knows what, then somehow… Little Shithead. She is so lucky she’s cute.
Crying in Public.
Simon and I went and saw Josh Ritter on Saturday night and I can’t stop thinking about his song, the Curse. I don’t know if it was the lyrics or the delivery, but I had tears streaming down my face by the end of it. The Curse—Josh Ritter He opens his eyes Falls in love at first sight With the girl in the doorway What beautiful lines Heart full of life After thousands of...