June 2009
55 posts
Physics discussion ends in skateboard attack →
A homeless man is on trial in San Mateo County on charges that he smacked a fellow transient in the face with a skateboard as the victim was engaged in a conversation about quantum physics, authorities said Wednesday.
No man is an island, but this girl is.
I’m hanging out with my family on the coast for a few days, I’m probably going to be mighty quiet on here. Doesn’t mean I don’t love y’all though.
WatchObama can do ANYTHING he sets his mind to.
Most romantic book-geekery ever. →
615?! But I'm only 22!
Impossible.
Discovery Channel narrator: All of Neica Mine would be underwater if not for giant pumps working round the clock.
Simon: Sounds like your mom.
Me: [No comment.]
I am scarred for life. →
“PLEASE IGNORE THE HORRIBLE ADS THIS ARTICLE WILL BRING UP. WE ARE FINDING GOOGLE...”
– http://tangergreen.com/
Lover's Spat
Me: Did you see that post on tumblr? It was the sweetest thing!
Him: I was the one that linked to that.
Us: Awkward silence.
Dream
I just dreamed that I had a hot pink “nippleberry cola”.
Yes, that’s right. Nippleberry.
I've lost a freaking 2 year old since the start of...
1 pound = a Guinea Pig 1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts 2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs 3 pounds = an average human brain 4 pounds = an ostrich egg 5 pounds = a Chihuahua 6 pounds = a human’s skin 7.5 pounds = an average newborn 8 pounds = a human head 10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year 11 pounds = an average...
“A couple of Wall Street guys came in and ordered two well shots of tequila with...”
– What the Bartender Knows
Does this sound like the worst combination in the... →
Just because you put things together that should EWWWW… NEVER GO TOGETHER EVER EVER EVER, does not mean you’re a gourmand. That is all.
I love my family.
Hi, They really are funny- and they can sing, too. I actually liked “Sex with Ducks” the best, but the pregnant women song is very good, too. I love the way that the religious right in the US can come up with ideas- like sex with ducks- that probably not one “pervert” in a billion would think of. You have to picture thousands of people in the US thinking, “Hey, I...
Kitty Wigs! The Wigs →
Hahaha, I’m sorely tempted to get the pink one for Daisy.
